George Washington, wrote a book entitled, George Washington and Baby Jesus In Barbados, on the night of December, 3rd 2010 at Grizzly Grizzly Galley in Philadelphia, George, had a book signing and reading, and he dedicated the book and evening to his lovely wife Martha Washington, who had no idea about the book or event that night. This book changed George's life forever, for there was a secret that George kept from telling Martha his whole life, and George had a revelation in the middle of writing the book, that he could not bare no longer keeping his secret from Martha, so he decided to come out with it and on the night of his book signing and reading, at Grizzly Grizzly Gallery. George's secret was that during the Revolutionary War as General of the Continental Army, one night in Boston, he and his army got drunk and started playing music and George started to take off all his clothes and ended up in his gold underwear (given to him by Otis and baby Jesus; characters in his book) and he started dancing and moving his body, and his army loved it and striped down to their underwear and they started dancing and moving their bodies, and they would scream, "George!!!, George!!!!, George!!!!, George!!!!, your a star, a shinning star." And this took place before every battle in the Revolutionary War, and George believe this was why they won the war because he thought the freedom that he and his men express in dancing in there underwear gave them that extra edge that SPUNK THAT MOXIE to defeat the British. At the book signing and reading; To George's surprise Martha stood up and sat George down while he was explaining and showing her his dance in his golden underwear that he performed for his men and became distraught for Martha had a secret as well she kept from George for all too long and Martha thought it would be no better time than then. Martha who was accompanied by her maid undressed Martha down to her black golden lace undergarment and began dancing and shaking her hips and grooving while not even saying a word. George bewildered took a good while to understand what he was witnessing, for he was witnessing the glory of Wash Wash, who was said to be a myth during the Revolutionary War of a beautiful colonial women who wore a black golden lace undergarment who was said to go into the forts of the British soldiers before every battle and distracted them by dancing and giving the soldiers stripteases. George new Martha was that women after seeing her in her black golden lace undergarment and watching her dance and tease him. George came to realize that it was Martha who won the war not his golden underwear dancing but her love for him to help him gain an edge over the British they both by the end of the night came to forgive each other for their secrets, and went back to Mt. Vernon in Virginia, with a stronger love for each other.